Brownie Birthday Cake

I couldn't pick Lois out of a lineup, but whoever she is, she's a brownie ninja. In the never-ending war between cakey and fudgy, this brownie takes both trophies. In fact, the tender yet rich consistency and flavor is so perfect, I found myself thinking this is exactly what chocolate cake should be. As a true from-scratch devotee, I cannot describe how much it irks me that it is so impossible to make a chocolate cake from scratch that tastes better than one from a box. Somehow those dehydrated trans fats accomplish a magic grass fed butter and a Kitchen Aide mixer can't recreate. I'm always on the prowl for a chocolate cake recipe to rival a box.

So the next time I had a birthday to cake-bake for, I used a full recipe for each layer and added frosting on top (and in-between). It should only take a quick glance to the truck load of butter and eggs in the recipe below to understand why this was a bad idea. I'm not proud to say it was the first time in my life I've met chocolate that was too rich. I think next time around I might just frost one recipe, or possibly split the one recipe into layers. Lesson: do not let your need to one-up Sarah Lee talk you into putting 8 eggs into one cake.

Whatever kind of cake you make, please, for the love of God, never frost it out of a can. If you only make one thing from scratch, chocolate frosting should be it. It takes no time at all and is about fifty billion times better than the crap you can buy off the shelf.

Lois's Brownies

Ingredients
4 oz unsweetened chocolate
2 c sugar
2/3 c unsalted butter
1 c flour
1 tsp salt
2 tsp vanilla
4 eggs

Directions
1. Melt the butter and chocolate in a double boiler. Use a large bowl and suspend it over a fairly shallow pan of simmering water. Don't completely cover the pan with the bowl, or the pressure will increase the temperature too much. Be careful that no water gets in the bowl. Basically this means hold onto the bowl and don't go starting the rest of the recipe. Melting chocolate is a fairly simple method that pays dividends in taste, all it requires is vigilance.
2. Take bowl off heat and add sugar, then eggs and vanilla. Mix well.
3. Add dry ingredients.
4. Pour into greased 8"x8" pan and bake at 325 for 30 minutes.

Homemade Chocolate Frosting

Ingredients

1 lb powdered sugar
1/4 c or more cocoa powder
2 tbsp milk or coffee, plus some more

Directions
1. Mix powdered sugar and cocoa powder. Add as much cocoa powder as looks good, it will get slightly darker with the liquid.
2. Add milk or coffee very slowly; mix thoroughly and test texture before adding more. The sugar will dissolve into the liquid and come together, but the point where it becomes too liquid is very fine. If you go too far, you can just add more powdered sugar and/or cocoa, but it will be more than you think. Coffee just enhances the chocolate flavor, rather than tasting like coffee; milk will have more of a milk chocolate taste.